My Jibberish
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This is my cat, Captain. I love catz, that is why I have created this page, the tech is because I love computers, and the Catz is for (can you guess?) Because I like Cats!!!!! I also like books, and (Gasp!) could it be, yes a cat lover like dogs! I also love making webpages, or I woulden't be here right now typing away making this webpage just because I feel like it and im bored. Which is not considered normal to some people that when your bored just create a web page and type away because other people just dont think like that or are never truly bored. But you must be the type that it truly bored but it never occured to them what fun making a webpage could be. And I know you are bored, cause if you werent bored you wouldent be sitting at your computer reading this. Anyway I was just bored so I came up with this webpage, and will have to find some type of typing that accually pertains to the title or just change the title alltogether. Hey, its accually kinda fun just sitting here typing whatever thought enters my brain first, heck, I could be here all night just typing. By now you have probably noticed that I am definatly different from other people you have met. WELL DUH, I DONT HAVE A TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, you may conteniue to think that my writing is completely halariopus and decide to stay on the page and read my jibberish for awhile. But some of you will decide that im a complete nut and leave. Some of you allready have. But hey, If you wanna send me a letter full of jibberish that you just happened to be thinking at the moment and decided to type it out and send it to me, hey i'll put it up. I'll also put up anny funny photos if you send therm to me and I accually think to check my mailbox. Anyway I'm probably losing my entire audience right now (if I ever had one) so maybe its time for meto shut up. nah, i'll stay here so you have something to do for awhile. Hey, I know! i'll try to type a Harry Potter book on here! Yeah, that'll be fun, I'll Put CApis picture up leter, I gotta start typing!!!! I think its much more fun to be spontaneous and just type away on your own, not trying to copy an like 200-300 page book onto the internet, theough youve gopt almost the 1st 2 paragraphs right below, I have all 3 on the books right now and plan to get the 4th 5th 6th and 7th when they come out. so do my friends. I have chosen tech team as my elective for school, and I think i'll get to help out with my schools hompage. I think were douing a virtual your of that school on the internet. Tnat is gonna be cool. Anyway, Im typing so fast im sure that I've made 1 million errors ibn my typin g but thats ok, its fun. I think I'll lewaver out pictirezx for now and just type typew type tpye. yay this is fun just typing and typing and typing. I hope I dont go over my MB limit with typing, hehehe. Anyway, I think Im done with typing fo now. come back later tooo see more. If you decide to come back to this nuthouse, that is. Hey everybody im back and typing a million miles an hourt again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I now have some news. fortunecity is awful with photos, so until I have nothing left to do but that, there will be no photos and I am re naming this colum "My Jibberish" appropriatly named, dontcha think? Anyway I figured while im sitting here i would tell you about an assembly we had this morning at school, though when you read this it probably wont be this morning beacuse im typing thus on 11/4/99 and well, this guy has come to tell us about other famous poeple also and our first one that we saw by him was on sir walter raleigh when we were in lower school, but thats another story. So Edgar Alan Poe. Edgar alen poes mother was goergeous. her parents realized this and moved from britan when she was 8 to america where theuy needed parts with cute little girls. with her gorgeous looks and british accent, she got all of these parts. when she was 13 she was married to na clown in her opening act. The clown died a year later and she was a widow at age 14.She then Met a dancer, whom with his great dancing abilities and fine looks made her fall in love, but later on she had a baby and this no good father ran away and was later found dead in a cheap hotel, he had drunk himself to death. Edgar Poes mother got the part of juliett in romeo and julliett, (now pausing until whenever I decide to come back to typing this boring nutty webpage)
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Harry Potter
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Chapter One The Boy Who Lived
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number 4, Privet Dirve, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the lasy people you'd expect to be involved in anything starnge or mysterious, because they just diden't hold with such nonsense. Mr. Dursley was the director or a firmn called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with hardly any neck, althought he did have a very large mustasche. Mrs. Dursley was thin and blond and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came very useful as she spent so much of her thime craning over the garden fances spyong on the neighbors.
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